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Joke of the Day



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A man goes to the ironmonger to buy some insecticide. He holds up a box and asks: "Is this stuff good for beetles?"
"No," says the manager, "It'll kill 'em."

Tony Allan, Bathgate

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  • Last Updated: 24 July 2008 11:17 AM
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