After losing the Cold War, they just want to make up

SINCE wealthy Russians started coming to Britain, sales of foundation and lipliner here must have soared. Most of the women emigrated from one city - Panstikova. Others came from St Liplinerburg, formerly known as Liplinergrad.

The typical Russian woman in Britain uses foundation as an expression of nostalgia. The thickness of coverage reminds her of snow in Siberia during winter. Her lipliner doesn't follow the contours of her lips. It's about an inch outside, echoing Russ...